In Amsterdam your burgers are no longer administered by minimum-wage earning, teenage
puss bags - they have rightfully been
transferred to the domain of the machines. These
tasty little fuckers will set you back about E2.20 for the deluxe edition and are never older than 15 minutes which is
surprisingly good value. Available options are the usual (chicken, beef and I think fish although I didn't try it), extras are lettuce, onions and some kind of mayo-tomato hybrid sauce, all served on a fresh
sesame seed bun.
For your average tourist (stoned, whore-mongering European) dealing with a vending machine is a lot less complicated than conversing with the Dutch, which is why these fast food arrays get 4/5 bones for taste, value and convenience.
UPDATE: Turns out this is how your great-grandfather got his munch on when he was out whoring in European cities: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automat
It would seem that we are in the twilight of the Automat era.
6 comments:
we need one of those vendors in the hab4u offices. we also need an office.
and an editorial policy.
and an editor.
who needs an editor when you have the boss of the internet on your staff.
Ow. My ears are being talked about. What we are having soon is a developers conference. Foreign correspondents will be skyped in.
Did I say that right? Skyped in?
You don't need to worry about Skyping me in... the only input I have is that we definitely need an animated gif of a mailbox opening with mail flying in for the 'contact us' link.
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