Being 30 cents short for a loaf of bread was no obstacle in my obtaining a delicious corned silverside and chilli sauce sandwich this evening. The kid at the service station, risking his job and soul, let me off in a bizarrely loud and public display of theft as a servant.
I have to attribute the entire welcome spectacle to our new National government who, freeing this urchin from the burden of welfare-funding taxation (WHICH IS THEFT! BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT HAS ARMIES OR SOMETHING!), allowed him to follow his charitable heart somehow.
Anyway, expect a lot more of these so called freeloaves in the future as the hundreds of thousands of lazy baby farmers and pretend-depressed people clogging up our video store new-release sections, and McDonalds drive-throughs, are forced out into the glaring day of gainful employment.
Shit. I better get a job or something.
2 comments:
i question your economic everyting
Also there's no fucking way that your crap service station loaf of bread looked anything like that fine home baked specimen in the pic.
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