Ok so I slept quite a bit. Awake now. Feel like an old homeless woman has been eating garbage and spitting in my mouth.
19:14 GMT Fox have found a black panther, all uniformed up, scaring the shit out of crackers at a polling booth. I've never been so happy.
19:29 GMT Hunting for waffle recipes. Erasing garbage mouth with whipped cream from the nozzle. Feeling generally pleased with myself.
19:45 GMT Will someone explain to this old man what a fungible commodity is? And then fuck him in the face? Also I'm out of coffee.
20:16 GMT I'm doubling up the following. Jesus Christ I rule.
21:11 GMT:
21:31 GMT I'm bored and my stomach hurts.
00:15 GMT HOLY FUCK CNN IS USING HOLOGRAMS HOLY FUCKING FUCK THE FUTURE IS FUCKING UP TIME AND SPACE WTF HOW CAN THIS HAPPENSKYNETSKYNET
01:07 GMT It's real windy here. My eyes are sore. I'm done for now. Just to keep score, so far since midnight I've had three bagels, six waffles, and a full kilo of bacon. If you're actually interested in the election then grow up. Or go here.
7 comments:
whoa do you actually have a waffle iron? because without one it would merely be a pancake.
also, about the black panther.. was it the animal, or the guys in the beret's?
whoa! you do have a waffle iron. cream, bacon and banana though?
@waffle nuts
lolwot?
the holograms are awesome!! i want i want. the future scares the shit out of me though... so maybe not. how did they pull off all that magic? the whole election should be a magic show. id vote for that. id pull obama out of a hat too
i think its safe to say that this waffle-watch is a high water mark for this blog neig, the internet. neigh, who says neigh? geigh.
yeah... uncle tom wants you to enjoy those waffles.. so enjoy monkeys... enjoy
woah back it up there, al queda, or nader, or who ever the hell you are.
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