10:10 British hillbilly on television discovers that homeless people aren't as bad as he thought. But still pretty bad. Basically he's become what he was always right to despise. Don't laugh. It'll happen to you too BECAUSE OF THE RECESSION.
10:12 So check out these brownies anyway: they're the ones you get all premixed in the box. But I also threw in a bunch of whole cashews.
10:25 In the oven. Half hour to go. Icing prepared with added peanut butter. My only fear at this point is that the smell will attract dirty fucking street urchins.
DID YOU KNOW: I somehow have brownie fact writers block. So here are some Christmas facts:
1 A woman was gardening when all the worms spelt out the date she died.
2 If a house is haunted for more than 90 days you should try taking all the eggs out and burying them. It was the eggs that were haunted.
10:51 WOAHFUCKFUCKFUCK Brownies expanded to fill the pan!? I'll never trust again. Man. I can't believe we got rid of the privy council.
10:52 Whether or not it's OK for people to sleep with dogs is pretty much dependent on whether or not the dog likes it. Problem is I really don't want to leave that call to someone who would fuck a dog.
11:08 BROWNIES DONE!!! They're ok. Cashews a bit soft. Man those animated ads for digital animation schools are fucking counter-productive. It's like advertising a cooking school by showing them these brownies. And then also making them watch a really shitty animated alien look over a ledge veeeeery slowly. And then fisting them. Liveblog over.
5 comments:
i think i know the ad you mean. is it the one in auckland that does audio as well, and the background music sounds real shitty?
that fact about the worms and the lady? is that true? because if it is, i am never gardening again.
you have a real problem with slow animation, dont you.
Yeah like when some animated things head turns to speak... and it's so slow and languid, and there's this pointless animated bobble motion going on, which is presumably meant to make the whole motion look 'real'... if that was a real life person moving like that your face would literally melt with rage. Like WTF are you doing moving like a creepy underwater pimp?
I should mention that once these puppies cooled down a bit they were very delicious.
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