These are some pigs that I will soon be eating. They move like lightening. They are twice as smart as parrots. And they eat food of all sorts which is fairly polite really; most animals are surprisingly picky. And finally pigs turn into bacon when they die, which is delicious. I've got a lot of time for the pigs, and they have a typically polite amount of time for me.
Ducks are a different story. They hate me, without fearing me. This is about as close as I could get to them without getting WHIPLASH. They are pictured here, slowing down my torrents with their thoughts.
3 comments:
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makes everything taste like bacon apparently.
i'd like to eat those PIGS
@ anonymous
You wont get to eat those pigs.
You will be promised a meat pack that will never show.
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