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Aries
Your bed is full of sand.
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Taurus
Don't read too much into the thing that happened today. It might have been a simulation.
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Gemini
Your off the wall spontaneousness will result in a cake. Don't burn important documents.
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Cancer
You will annoy someone by making vague, unwarranted comparisons.
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Leo
Everything will be fine except for a fight with a family. You have surprisingly little money.
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Virgo
Listen to your intuition for a boost of vitamins.
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Libra
Everything is conspiring to distract you. Watch out for steam, electricity.
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Scorpio
You will be electrocuted.
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Sagittarius
A mysterious stranger will offer you an extended warranty.
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Capricorn
You'll be tired all the time. An unresolved business deal will cost you your home, garden.
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Aquarius
You might be barking up the wrong tree. Try stealing money from a friend or co-worker.
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Pisces
You'll react badly to a racist attack. Explain things better and you will be left alone.
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23.2.09
Weekly Horoscope, 23rd-1st
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5 comments:
all great advice, i think i will keep them all in mind this week
I'm a bit dubious about the lack of details, was hoping for something a bit more specific. Are you sure you're a godamnrealstarsignastrologist SOB?
I hope this is going to be a regular thing, I totally saved hayds from the jug this morning, thanks to scaredofbabies insight
Yeah this will be be weekly i guess.
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Once people start actually running their lives by it, we will start monitizing it.
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Best post ever.
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