Remember when the internet involved the phone, and everything was text, and awesome kids like this were in charge? With the bomb making recipes? And the free toll calls? Neither really. But here's a taste of the last days, before your grandparents were on it, and everything was video phones and hi def laser porn:
XTRA, the telescum ISP, the ones that charge you $2.50 per fucking hour,have just recently introduced a new FLAT RATE account, thats CHEAPER than ihug. Itz $39.95 fer the installation fee, and then $39.95 per month. ihug is $45 per month, and $59 installation. Also, because XTRA is owned by telescum, theres none of this 4300 users over 2 lines bullshit, itz i think a ratio of 1 line fer every 5 callers, and telescum can do that because THEY OWN THE FUCKING LINES!
'accidently' knock one of these off thge shelve.
TELCOM MUST BE THE MOST AROGANT STUCK UP SHITS OF THEM ALL. THEn THINK THAT NO ONE CAN TOUCH THEM, HA. LOOK IN YA FONE BOOK (MOST OF YA HAVE THIS) AND FIND OUT WERE THE TELCOM BUILDING IS IN YOUR CITY. GET DRESSED UP IN A SUIT (SERIOUSLY), AND GET A NICE BIG BRIEFCASE. WALK IN AND HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE STAIRS, DON'T USE THE LIFTS AS SOMEONE MAY AS YOU ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOIN IN THE BUILDING. NOW GO ONTO THE FIRST FLOOR AND WALK ROUND UNTIL YOU SEE A OPEN OFFICE WITH NO ONE IN IT GO IN GRAB AS MANY PAPERS, KEYS, HANDBOOKS, AND OTHER INTERESTING SHIT AND STUFF IT IN YOU BRIEFCASE, REPEAT THIS ABOUT 3 TIMES THEN MOVE TO THE NEXT FLOOR. IF YOU SEE ANY TEST FONES LYING AROUND, GRAB THEM AS THEY ARE BETTER MADE THAN YOUR SHITTY BEIGH BOX. IF YOU FIND ANY DOORS WITH THE WORDS "EQUPMENT ROOM" GO IN, TAKE AS MANY MANUALS, MAPS, KEYS, TEST FONES AS POSSIBLE, SHOVE THE LOOT IN YA BAG AND EXIT. GO HOME READ THE SHIT FIND OUT WHAT IT IS, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT DUMP IT IN A NEIGHBOURS TRASH, IF YOU KEEP IT, HIDE IT SOMEWARE SAFE, NOT NEXT TO YA BED.
Awesome. uPd@e> disclaimer- i will not take any shit. word up. from feds, police, kids, i don't care who you are. PEACE everyone!ZZ$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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NOTE: When you are making your contacts by phone in Timbucktoo, make sure you hide in a bush or something so as passing motorists don't feel they have a moral obligation to dob you in.
who the fuck would go out in the middle of the night and hide in a bush to make a free toll call?
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