24.3.09

Sorry DoleBots, John Key is Your New Internet Dalai Lama For a While

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That 92a thing is dead, because someone told this guy that people hate it. Maybe ***YOU*** told him that? by blacking out your cat's twitter? If so you must be pretty happy right now. By the looks of it this had more to do with pressure from ISPs who - amazingly - don't want to be legally obliged to force their best customers not to give them money anymore.

So coming soon: probably another IP law that will suck really bad. But it maybe wont be as bad as that last one. Although fuck. It could be the same damn thing but with a "more independent adjudicator" overseeing everything. My money is on a law about how John Key owns your genetic code, and how he wants the tar.gz of it sent to his inbox within a week of conception, unless you're not white, in which case he can take it or leave it really.

Also: Who the fuck authorised that photo? Did the guy with the smarmy Tory stencil-set stay home that day with the hangover? Fuck. What a man.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish John Key was my dad.

Anonymous said...

i think that's the pose for the giant sculpture they are going to erect on that island in the wellington harbour.

kind of like new yorks liberty statue

Anonymous said...

but i think our one will be mmade of playdough or paper mashay

Anonymous said...

Did anyone actually know that "the thinker" was to do with dante.... man the shit you learn on buzz

scaredofbabies said...

fuck up. no you don't.

scaredofbabies said...

na i love you community. so sorry.