Normally nostalgia can go get fucked (good for nothing emotion, sheeeit) but earlier today a memory of a golden era of my schooling career came to me from nowhere, and along with it memories of the funniest cunt EVER. Yes im talking about 4th form social studies, and Hamiora Stevens respectively.
Example 1: Projects.
Our teacher Mr H. was really just killing time till he could cash his fat retirement cheque, and as a result he could give 2 shits about the factual accuracy of our submitted projects. Hamiora realised this and used it to his advantage. His main tactic was to bulk out flimsy projects/essays with fake recipes that in some way related to the topic he was "researching". For example his Antarctica project had a recipe for "Antarctic Scones", a regular scone recipe, with ice instead of water. Genius. That, along with numerous Seagull drawings took up a good 4 pages
Example 2: Helpfulness.
Hamiora, under the guise of "proof reading" other classmates work would manage to slip further recipes into their essays. Just ask a certain "H-bomb".
Example 3 : He was a tae kwon do machine. His names on that page somewhere.
also he sung a mean version of this song, with the word "lonely" replaced by "horny". (God: Song removed because of crashing. It might just be me, but seeing as how I'm 20% of our audience that still earns it a ban.)
EDIT: yeah my bad,guess i wont be linking to any imeem songs again. the song was 3am by matchbox twenty btw, a totally gay song made awse by hami.
2 comments:
sounds like a real decent guy...
reeeeeaalllll decent ; )
were there any recipes for muffins - cream cheese and some kind of berry?
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