Top five animals I would eat the fuck out of (but the man wont let me)
1) Kiwis. no doubt in my mind. look how fat they are. big round ass, toothpick beak, fucken yum.
2) Hectors Dolphins. I imagine they would be great for cleansing my palette between animals
3) Dogs. I don't give a fuck.
4) Sparrows. Fuck up, its a bite sized chicken.
5) Puppies. Have you held a baby dog recently? They feel like they would melt in your mouth. 'Cuddly' is just another name for 'tender'
8 comments:
you forgot the tuatara egg omelettes
Number 1 - are you talking about the birds or the pathetic whiney populace of new zealand?
I foresaw the possible, hilarious mix up, pointed out above, that's why I included the bit about beaks..dick. Nahhh your o.k.
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i'd just use the kiwi beaks for chopstix, and just biff out the rest of the kiwi.
thanks for your suggestion tama, but i really think a kiwi would be the ULTIMATE to eat.
OMG that doggy is sooooo cutey.
I feel offended that you would eat these special animals, in my homeland we dont have animals and if we did we sure as hell wouldnt be eating them. Do you even know that the kiwi is an endangered bird in a small country near china, called New Zealand. The moaris there would eat you if they knew you were being disrepectful. I suggest you to take a long hard look at yourself and what this blog stands for.
I will not be returning to this blog as I am very upset, so dont bother posting me any hurtful comments as I will not see them.
You should try eating vegetables and tofu.
Fuckin hippie's
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