24.11.08

When TV was Awesome

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Just a quick observation: somewhere, once, there were awesome things on the television. For instance why not soak up this six part symposium on rock versus metal? Or watch a genuine unexpected battle to the racist death in which that guy who does Fox News gets his nose broken. Or the guy that kicked that fight off pushing Al Sharpton out of his chair? Or finally, this calm reasoned policy debate where no one shouts at all. Note the awesome on-set smoking.

(My god that girl in the beret is an idiot. And a WWF ninja. And a Fox News correspondent. But she did found the Guardian Angels. I think. And then there's this. Actually maybe she's totally awesome.)

Anyway the reality/talk crap we have on now is what those reports of US military insects are, to waking up on the couch and finding that thousands of real insects are in your pants is, to the Morton Downey show. Marinade on that.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

TV was never awesome and your links prove it

Anonymous said...

Although the BBC has some sweet shit on it... that's current though

P Wolf said...

hey anonymous's, why dont you suck my armpits? if you were in the whitehouse i'd puke on you.

seriously though, clyner needs to think about starting up a similar show. he could make it work

Anonymous said...

rock versus metal: metal wins fuckers!