27.11.08
Music Watch: Everything Begins Now
HAHA? Na seriously: this screamo-acid-R&B band thing is the future of everything. Basically you might as well start scrawling the lyrics all over the windscreen of your aunt's toyota, and just mushing your face against your monitor in the hope that some of the bits and bytes that make up this track will somehow enter your pores, and lodge there as super-fresh digital acne. Do it. Now.
Anyway, someone keeps banning their wikipedia entry, which is hardly sporting. And personally I think the whole thing could use some unpacking. So here goes:
These guys love to get drunk out on the street. Whofuckingdoesn'tamIright? Also they want to get fucking freaky with all these girls, and some pig furry I guess. On some street in a suburb somewhere at like, 11 in the morning. Ditto again as to the choiceness of this. Occasionally they tip out their drinks in remembrance of Vince Foster.
Another thing I learnt: they don't have any time for FUCKING lesbians. Seems fair. They're obviously pretty busy. Also most of the girls they hang out with are liars? Pretty cool liars too - when the guys start just full on screaming accusations at them, these classy girls just keep on grinding like shit aint to play with. Deafness? AfterEffects? Or just a fuckload of heart? I'm guessing a mixture of one and three. Women like this is why there hasn't been another 911.
Anyway if you think this is crap then you are pretty much fucked. And obviously like 50 years old. And completely immature at the same time. So fuck you. My generation is taking over. (Not my generation as in the generation I belong to... in terms of time. More the generation worth sleeping with. In terms of age.)
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14 comments:
seriously though I'm fucking praying that shit doesn't take off... if it does I'm joining Al Queda
you wouldn't be allowed in alqueda looser. for reasons to do with haircuts.
brokencyde be bumpin'. thanks for bringing this to my attention S.o.B's
god damn lesbians filling up all the available slots in my digital organiser!
i'm going to LIVE THIS VIDEO
Jeesus Rob do actually go looking for this crap or does it just gravitate towards you :P
you just want to laugh at the ludicrous absurdity of it
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
some mad lyrics!! and i love it when they choke a girl and yell into her face
Check out their myspace for a sample of the kind of fanbase acting like A COMPLETE FUCKING DOUCHE apparently garners.
a really hot fanbase? I'm not allowed to visit myspace. it's a condition of my parole.
@ huckery mole
Um does really awesome stuff gravitate towards me? Well if it's lucky it does.
--:fuK eye luv tHEm__hOPE tHEy cum ta nZ_ - EYed luv_ 2 C deM play.
<3 <3 <3----4ReAls----<3 <3 <3
xOxoX
I extremed my burger meal and all they gave me was a shitty drum stick... I blame this video
@Anonymous: yeah, well, if you were in Al Queda I'd puke on you
Well let's face it anon. If YOU were in Al Queda you'd be on 24 hour jungle-gym duty.
Meaning you'd spend every hour of every day waxing the monkey bars while trainee militants hang upside down around you casually exposing their terror-panties.
And that would be what you'd tell your grandchildren. And then you'd die.
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