1.12.08

Semi-Liveblogging Air New Zealand Flight NZ481 to Christchurch

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7:32 They made me switch off my sack of gravel during takeoff. It doesn’t even have wifi. Too tired to argue.

7:34 Lifejaket. Lolgoodluck. Nervous magazine flicking intensifies. Magazine is nothing but ads and culturally patronising photo-essays.

7:42 Futuristic air-waitress slacks surprisingly ass-hugging.

7:50 I knew there was free booze. And chips. The lumpenproletarian flying fox the rest of you people are riding is ripping you off.

7:51 They should rename this thing the no-masturbation-express.

7:56 Na the original name is fine.

7:57 Arbitrary seatbelt-light madness begins.

7:58 Economy class syndrome.

8:02 Instead of actual content inflight broadcast consists entirely of slowly scrolling general knowledge quiz questions. It’s like you’ve been trapped in the garden-bar of some dystopian future. On a Thursday. And there's a $100 bar tab up for grabs. Liveblog over.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that picture should be displayed on the side of their planes.

scaredofbabies said...

It's mostly an ad for Serenace from Japan.

http://psychodoc.eek.jp/abare/gallery/index_e.html

Those guys are crazy etc.

Anonymous said...

everyone knows the lifejackets are just so that if they crash you will be too stupid looking to be allowed into heaven.