In much the same way that wheelchair people are the lazy people of disabled people, turtles are the cartoon animals of real animals. This picture shows what it would be like if they took control of our waterways, which we haven't really deserved for a long while now. I say let them. In fact if turtles want to take over any aspect of my life, they're more than welcome. Currently unassigned tasks include:
1. Napping
2. Weeping
3. Mulling
4. Keeping stuff in alphabetical order
5. If you had a turtle could it go in a chlorinated swimming pool? NOTAQUESTIONLOLWOAHRANDOMRANDOMRANDOM
4 comments:
those turtles look tasty. assume they taste like a cross between melon and chicken.
watch out turtles...squids a coming...
who would eat a turtle?
President William-Fucking-Taft would: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_soup
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