30.1.09

Rants for the Ages


I consider myself I am definitely one of the internet's foremost authorities on awkward public rants. But somehow this guy managed to slip by me. Well here it is. Judging by his pretty sympathetic wikipedia article it seems that this guy was a time-travelling king, with US patriotism EXPs so over-levelled that he could make 100 Euro notes burst into flames just by squinting at them. So naturally the Reptites had no choice but to burn his name out of history, porting him back to 65,000,000 B.C. Or a federal mental asylum. Which ever is the actual thing that happened. The End.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who cares... who is this guy. We want O'Rielly

Anonymous said...

is this guy your birth father SOB?
i could see you doin something similar...or at least yelling "rape in every state" in front of a room full of people.

scaredofbabies said...

We want O'Rielly? What is this? 2003?

Also that's the thing about being a foremost authority on something - you develop a more sophisticated pallet.

I mean, the last angry address from a congressman who ends up in a prison mental hospital is worth x5000 shitty fox news trolls.