22.1.09

Twin Town, Not Made Up By Me

First off read this article. Can't be bothered? What if I tell you that the headline is NAZI ANGELOFDEATH JOSEF MENGELE CREATED ******TWIN TOWN******  IN BRAZIL? Still can't be bothered? Here are the twins in question (or just some twins, the article doesn't make it explicit):

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Some key points: This is so much like the movie Boys From Brazil that I think it might actually be that movie. Or it might be some viral marketing thing for the coming remake. Or it might just be an unrelated thing that happened while they were making the gay porn version. Also, I always kind of assumed that all foreign people were twins.

Anyway, unless you've already got every woman between the ages of 14 and 40 storking it up every 9 months, like unemployed clockwork, then I don't really see how twins are adding much to your operation. Then again maybe they are. In which case Hitler is the new Obama.

Finally, this discovery - because it has something slightly to do with Nazis - basically amounts to a 9 Trillion dollar bailout for the History Channel. Someone there should send this guy a basket of muffins.

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