Twin Town, Not Made Up By Me

First off read this article. Can't be bothered? What if I tell you that the headline is NAZI ANGELOFDEATH JOSEF MENGELE CREATED ******TWIN TOWN******  IN BRAZIL? Still can't be bothered? Here are the twins in question (or just some twins, the article doesn't make it explicit):

Some key points: This is so much like the movie Boys From Brazil that I think it might actually be that movie. Or it might be some viral marketing thing for the coming remake. Or it might just be an unrelated thing that happened while they were making the gay porn version. Also, I always kind of assumed that all foreign people were twins.

Anyway, unless you've already got every woman between the ages of 14 and 40 storking it up every 9 months, like unemployed clockwork, then I don't really see how twins are adding much to your operation. Then again maybe they are. In which case Hitler is the new Obama.

Finally, this discovery - because it has something slightly to do with Nazis - basically amounts to a 9 Trillion dollar bailout for the History Channel. Someone there should send this guy a basket of muffins.

This Blog Is Now About ?

This site is no longer about babies. What it is now about is a matter for community debate. It's called crowdsourcing. Basically now that Slate and the Atlantic have both had redesigns it's our turn. Also parole conditions etc...

But seriously you guys are great. Especially our regulars from the states. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you people, but I see you on the analytics, clicking around. Also our most recent visitor from Tehran, who landed straight on the sex-piper post and stayed there for 5 minutes. We love that dude especially.

So get those ideas in to us. (Pro-tip: I'll probably just make it about Michael Clyne ... so if you want to back a winner...). Also while I'm here, a shout out to our tireless web development team who will be working day and night to implement all this crap. You guys are god damn geniuses.

Party Campaigning

We are not registered as a party... yet. But according to this website we need only 500 people minimum to join our party to be in for the running. I have done some campaigning (pictures below) just in case we came up with the numbers before the elections. If these guys can, we might be able to? I just want faster internet so, according to Alan Freeth, I can download porn faster and steal music and video faster.

BRB Bitches: Catching Ghosts

You should note three things about this photo. The first is that it is not released onto the internet under a 'incorporate and edit as you wish' CC license. Because that would be retarded. If you did that, well, you could expect your precious memories to be used as illustrations for some drunken degenerate's imaginary movie reviews. The second is that it's me and I look ready to throw down in a big way. The third is WOAH FUCK CHECK OUT THAT AWESOME GHOST BUSTERS SETUP WTF SERIOUSLY GTFO THAT IS FUCKING BOSS.

Year Continues, Frustrating Many

Apparently there is no better way to celebrate the extremely relevant and important ownage of christ by the jews than for crazy Blenheim girls to wear weird boots and parade around dressed as Link. I'm going to assume that this happens every year, and make sure that I don't miss it this time around. There has to be some sort of consolation for those who bothered enduring this fail-laden year.

Update: Some looser has brought it to my attention that Easter is about the ownage, with Christmas more focused on the whole spawning angle. I believe the whole thing, like all birthings, went something like this:

Baby News - Decision 08

You know how we're all about baby's here? well, this little bastard is running for president.