First off, the ABC's illiterate claim that "Blenheim has only got [like, I reckon probably] 10,000 residents" is not even close to right. This is why all newspapers are going bankrupt.
Anyway HAB4U don't play that way. We've got our best reporter in Blenheim working this case round the clock; old style, no flash, door to door beating the pavement bloody.
And from our Wellington office we have one of the worlds foremost forensic psychiatrists working this case with SCIENCE. Below is his initial analysis of the Expander's TERRORISM note to the Marlborough Express:
The initial profile suggests a male, 40+ yearz old, doesn't like noise, kids, carz. He probably looks A LOT like some teacher from Blenheim. Well, you can read the stuff it says. And don't worry: even though the "main stream" Marlborough media has dropped pretty much every fucking ball on this case, we will crack this one.
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he's also used the word "cretins". which was used in the 17th century sometime, which suggests he could be a really old man?
this web just got a whole lot more intreegy.
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