15.3.09

Hairiest Man's Musical Venture Surprisingly Lame

Most people by now have probably seen Jon Stewart getting way up on his high horse to spank this CNBC guy. It's a pretty awkward call-out. Well here's my EXACT equivalent of that thing:


That is China's hairiest man. In the video someone says something about how he's going to stop being a sad recluse and start a band. When I heard that I assumed, naturally, that he would be starting some stupidly edgy genre-defying noise fest because... he's really fucking hairy... and probably has some noisy issues to do with that.


And then I saw this thing. And it turns out that the only issue he has is dancing awesomely. And that his band is more a thing where he spins around.

You suck, hairiest man in China. This is what happens when your country doesn't have a suitably jaded middle class.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

post something we haven't already stumbled.

scaredofbabies said...

not when we're trying to crawl out of last weeks crippling post recession