Our inboxes groan with anonymous swears and spittle-smeared demands for sexy new posts. But the posts can not come. Until our glorious rebirth.
Luckily everything we've ever wanted to say is here .
And so: carry on for now. A community rich, whole and undivided; blank contentless screenburn a broken plate at some Mediterranean wedding. Everyone is a little sunburned and thirsty. No, you can not take a plate outside.
Goodbye for now.
Most people by now have probably seen Jon Stewart getting way up on his high horse to spank this CNBC guy. It's a pretty awkward call-out. Well here's my EXACT equivalent of that thing:
That is China's hairiest man. In the video someone says something about how he's going to stop being a sad recluse and start a band. When I heard that I assumed, naturally, that he would be starting some stupidly edgy genre-defying noise fest because... he's really fucking hairy... and probably has some noisy issues to do with that.
And then I saw this thing. And it turns out that the only issue he has is dancing awesomely. And that his band is more a thing where he spins around.
You suck, hairiest man in China. This is what happens when your country doesn't have a suitably jaded middle class.
