Myth Busting with Evan

Ever thought there was more to life than natural selection? Ever wondered if you might of been made by a giant guy with a beard who doesn’t like jews?

Thanks to ‘Ape Jaw Evan’, our friend at biblelife.org you can find out the truth about evolution. He also dispells other myths including alien life. Following are some really good points he makes:

If natural selection were true, Eskimos would have fur to keep warm, but they don't. They are just as hairless as everyone else. If natural selection were true, humans in the tropics would have silver, reflective skin to help them keep cool, but they don't.

Life did not start with a bolt of lightning striking a pond of water as claimed by evolutionists. That is pure childish fantasy. Evolution is simply a myth.

Evolution is a Religion - the Worship of a Make Believe Time-god.

Accuracy in Reporting

I'm just going to stop this totally unwarranted assault on a proud New Zealand BEARDFACE principal right here. First off, I'm calling out P Wolf's self-hating crypto-racism as exactly that: John Rodgers spent upwards of nineeleven billion dollars on positive badges, and also fruit for lunches, and I think that if he wanted he should have been allowed (no, forced) to spend twice that amount every god damn day.

He also had the vision to know that Marlborough Boys' College might as well stop teaching math and english and book-shit like that and be turned into a restaurant training facility of some sort. The seven people to move from the school into work all did so by holding up a restaurant and using the stolen food to barter their way down to Christchurch and into some loosely organised team of mad-maxesque prostitutes.

But seriously imagine being put in charge of whatever parole-jumping sex offenders (with 220 'points' in "teachin+etc /22334") washed up on the field every few years. Just keeping them from beating the kids and doing one another's wives appeared to be a seven-times-full-time job. As for teaching... add in the fact that every single student was a functional illiterate meth baby from some failing farm in a nearby valley and well... badges are the least of your worries.

However he does seem more than a little confused about what video is:

Principal John Rodgers dismissed the video as nothing more than a "trivial piece of graffiti on a wall in town"

Education Station

I mentioned Mr Rodgers was a cock in a previous comment. I thought I had better back it it up with some hard facts. I can't find the article where he actually says he likes the badges cos the Marlborough Express is not going online until 2031, but it exists, he said it, he's a cock.