Don’t trust me, I’m a total dickface liar, Don’t listen to me, I’m a hard-dick fuckface lyin’ she-coward liar, I’m a liar.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo on you Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo on you
Don’t make love to any part of me, My dick tells lies just like my son-of-a-bitch face, Don’t undress in my house, my house is a terrible camera, A camera, with fangs and shit. [nah nah]
Sha doobie, ah nah Sha doobie, sha coo, sha doobie
[dun dun dun dun dun dun]
Don’t eat that roast on my table, We fucked up on that table, Don’t tell me whistling is good, whistling’s dead, And we both know that.
I’m alone in these woods that we call life, You’re the perfect wife for a dead man, and that’s not me, If you are still there in the dark, don’t reach out to feel my heart, You will only mush your perfect phalange into my demon-turd of a soul, your hand would go into my satanic cheeseburger A.K.A. my heart’s vagina--
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Don’t trust me, I’m a total dickface liar,
Don’t listen to me, I’m a hard-dick fuckface lyin’ she-coward liar,
I’m a liar.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo on you
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo on you
Don’t make love to any part of me,
My dick tells lies just like my son-of-a-bitch face,
Don’t undress in my house, my house is a terrible camera,
A camera, with fangs and shit. [nah nah]
Sha doobie, ah nah
Sha doobie, sha coo, sha doobie
[dun dun dun dun dun dun]
Don’t eat that roast on my table,
We fucked up on that table,
Don’t tell me whistling is good, whistling’s dead,
And we both know that.
I’m alone in these woods that we call life,
You’re the perfect wife for a dead man, and that’s not me,
If you are still there in the dark, don’t reach out to feel my heart,
You will only mush your perfect phalange into my demon-turd of a soul, your hand would go into my satanic cheeseburger A.K.A. my heart’s vagina--
winker does rule man
OMFG
5) Yes, the song that is sung badly by Steve in "Office Hours" does exist with music. It is sung by the very real Kenny Winker.
can someone link to the winkler version
you wish there was a link.
you wish.
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