11.9.08

Speed Tips

I.S.P throttling got you down? Data cap slapped your sack? Typhoons causing frustrating transfer speeds? Don't cry about it, just salt your router.

Yes. Salt.

Sprinkle a hand full of the white wonder crumble on your router every time you walk past and you will begin to notice a beautiful change in your routers behaviour, speed, tunnelling ability, and most importantly colour.























Note: Try to get as much salt as you can into any grills on the case of your router. The aim is to get lots inside the router.

7 comments:

dr.roparty said...

thanks for the tip. does it matter what type of salt i use? could i use chicken salt for example?

P Wolf said...

yeah sure. chicken salt helps if you send a lot of e mails. it speeds the packets up.

Anonymous said...

will this affect the saltiness of my porn... I am worried about my porn

Anonymous said...

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Anonymous said...

hey yo i did this and i went BLIND! you feel me?

KIDS, tell your dads NOT to salt the router!

Whatchyou thinkin about!?

Anonymous said...

ROW ROW FIGHT YA BOAT

Anonymous said...

salting my router saved my life!