For the next few months my postings to this site will be reduced down and split between two basic streams: summaries of things that I have eaten, and pitches for new TV shows.
With that out of the way, it's straight down to business. Added a whole load of parmesan to some chilli-beans and mince. That was awesome. Been poaching a hell of a lot of eggs. Ignore all the hype regarding vinegar and swirling vortexes and any other such over-engineered non-sense: if you're poaching eggs then you're already living on the edge. In other words: fuck science.
Next I think there should be a reality show called Race To The Bottom where newly arrived immigrants to a western nation are separated out into cliques who then savagely ridicule the languages, dress, religious traditions and cooking of every other group. It will be regularly implied that someone amongst each group is carrying a highly infectious disease. God I'd be all over that show.
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this blog is now about serenity
that IS some serene S H I Z
How many people have to die of diseases before someone stops letting this game show be a real thing
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