2008: A review of my Inventions

For those of you who haven’t discovered the genius of my mind, I shall let you have a quick glance of the things it’s capable of. Following will be a description and an accompanying illustration of some of the best inventions I have come up with this year.

The Pram-u-later 5000

This nifty wee device is a babies car seat that also clips onto a frame. Now you got a pram and a car seat without the inconvenience of both. (unfortunately for me this has been invented). This one looks like it’s made of wood, nice one loosers. But, this one is more what I was picturing.

So, my invention inventory stays at zero…

Shark Repellent

Ok, this one is pretty awesome. You wear it on your wrist? and it relays a frequency which sharks really hate… There are a couple of minor details missing for this one eg. What is the frequency sharks hate, so if someone can do some kind of shark study for me I would be happy to split the profits. Fuck, i just searched it and someone has already patented this… but, attach it to your ankle though? fuck, what are you, gay?

Ingredient to Recipe Website

This is also a genius idea but it also has been done… What you do is enter in what ingredients you have in your pantry hit the ‘search recipes’ button, and you get recipes that only use the ingredients you typed, still don’t get it? this diagram will help…

I had no idea any of these existed when I came up with them. But, as it stands I actually have no inventions, although there is one I have brewing that definitely hasn’t been done yet. I shall keep this one disclosed for fear of thievery (like my others have been).