7:32 They made me switch off my sack of gravel during takeoff. It doesn’t even have wifi. Too tired to argue.
7:34 Lifejaket. Lolgoodluck. Nervous magazine flicking intensifies. Magazine is nothing but ads and culturally patronising photo-essays.
7:42 Futuristic air-waitress slacks surprisingly ass-hugging.
7:50 I knew there was free booze. And chips. The lumpenproletarian flying fox the rest of you people are riding is ripping you off.
7:51 They should rename this thing the no-masturbation-express.
7:56 Na the original name is fine.
7:57 Arbitrary seatbelt-light madness begins.
7:58 Economy class syndrome.
8:02 Instead of actual content inflight broadcast consists entirely of slowly scrolling general knowledge quiz questions. It’s like you’ve been trapped in the garden-bar of some dystopian future. On a Thursday. And there's a $100 bar tab up for grabs. Liveblog over.
3 comments:
that picture should be displayed on the side of their planes.
It's mostly an ad for Serenace from Japan.
http://psychodoc.eek.jp/abare/gallery/index_e.html
Those guys are crazy etc.
everyone knows the lifejackets are just so that if they crash you will be too stupid looking to be allowed into heaven.
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