Ghost Watch

As far as google is concerned, no one has ever said "if you died there would be ghosts" on the internet. Yet there's this:

Personally I don't know if there are ghosts or not but I just really really want to be dead. That way I wont have to fire our traffic baiting, double-posting interns. Or do the whole Scent of a Woman thing to stop them getting expelled.  Or hold them and say 'it's not your fault', which would be hard to do since everyone knows that it totally is this time. Recession!