Just returned from Taupo, a land littered with swimming spots so awesome that it's all God can do not to shtup them in the face every night. There are MANY FASCINATING reports coming soon (the ducks, the local bullies, the map so shoddy and inconsistent that my eyes super-suicided...). Basically this is just to let everyone know that while they were stuck doing whatever shit they were doing I was floating around like a poncy duck.
Holidaycast Over.
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I assume that by "floating around like a poncy duck" you mean "doggy-paddling around like a drowning beagle"?
and trying to get cuddles from inside whicheva random tent he wandered into
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