Our inboxes groan with anonymous swears and spittle-smeared demands for sexy new posts. But the posts can not come. Until our glorious rebirth.
Luckily everything we've ever wanted to say is here .
And so: carry on for now. A community rich, whole and undivided; blank contentless screenburn a broken plate at some Mediterranean wedding. Everyone is a little sunburned and thirsty. No, you can not take a plate outside.
Goodbye for now.
What happened? At the developers' conference? The usual:
1. Pleasantries.
2. Discussion of things about blogs.
3. Decide Roparty will do it, because code is hard.
4. Record conference theme song.
5. Watch kids dancing.
Na but seriously, this blog is pretty much on hold until we emerge, butterfly like, from the sweaty crumb-filled sleeping-bag of development. The sleeping bag is the cocoon. We'll keep you all posted.
Update:
Here's our conference theme-scape:
It's happening. Probably this Sunday. Anyone interested should drop a line. For those too fucking lazy to skype in there will naturally be a comprehensive live-blog of the outcome. What might that outcome look like? A new site-design work-flow code super-roadway.
If you're an advertiser, then you should pull your kids out of their dubious private school and sell them to the mongrel mob. Because our CPMs will bankrupt you. If you're an investor, then you just tripled your carbon footprint, increased your height slightly, and gave your family a decent reason to mask their contempt for you. This is your time. But you'll probably fuck it up. See you there.
Blogvigoration? How about we just out-blog the whole concept of the internet? What we're going to do is that one. The futuristic game changing one.
So fuck the things you believe in and care about right now. They will not sustain you.
In other words HAB4U is going into some sort of futuristic development zone from which it will someday emerge with some of the following things: not being google-powered... and having USER-GENERATED SOCIAL NETWORKZ E L E M E N T S and so much javascript and PHP, which I wont be writing, that you will see things working before they are even clicked.
Clickthrough. Clickjacking. Clicksnapback. Remember how facebook changed and everyone cried their stupid squinty eyes out, as if a slight site redesign is the worst thing a soulless corporation with all your personal photos and shit can do to you? I don't. But this will be like that.
PS: Can someone give our banner an "alpha" or "beta" or whichever one it is when it's not done yet?
