Found this site. It's some sort of dating network designed exclusively for and by retards (yet hosted in China. Someone over there is playing a trick on our most vulnerable and dim-witted crackers). Also this girl killed her mum. So yeah. There's a lot of awesome things about this site.
It also lists people's IP addresses next to their comments. I'm pretty sure that's a security no no. Actually that's a pretty awesome feature, as at least that will be useful to someone somewhere. The rest of the site is just completely fucking insane. When I signed up it helpfully notified me that:
Your Email has been confirmed under: haveababyforyou@gmail.com
"_" "A-Z" "0-9" are all valid characters for Usernames.
can't think of a name? here's some that are still available:
rapebait, shills, painseeker, femaled, lost_n_fucked, ASSummed, ASSumptions, ASSSidental, ASSSCASST, AZZKAZT, ServixServis, verbalBitch, concocted, visual, clitical, cliterature, Clitt_Notes, Sexceptional, RESEXnLUNCH, rugBurned, onallFours, KANDIKAME, floorclothesMe, preMade, scepter, wounded, synamyn, vacantpussy, wombed, katalyst, miss_treated, cornerwhore, xuout, sayAWWWWWW, sourHunny, diss_miss, molten_heart, Sir_PlusHoez, Sir_Real, SICK_MY_DUCK ok that's plenty
You read that first one right. The original list was actually a lot longer. When you friend someone it says "awww shiiiet... mz_ny_626 is gon be rollin' w/ you, as a homey!". Which is pretty sweet. And when you sign up it warns you that:
EMail: haveababyforyou@gmail.com
read all of this very fuckin' carefully
your request to create an account is bein' reviewed... if we feel you're signin' up to do some BULLSHIT.. or.. if ur usin' some BOGUS pic... or if you have a history of being a fuckin' IDIOT... your request for an account, won't get past this step. once your account has been verified or denied, you'll get an email...
Of course I wouldn't dream of using a bogus anything with these crazy Chinese gangster-webmasters on my case, throwing my IP address around and generally doing my skull with their futuristic grammar. Anyway if you like grainy photos of world-weary young women in tank tops, and REALLY REALLY hate vowels, then this is the site for you.
Be sure to friend me. I'm the dude with the boss craft-knife and three iPhones.
11 comments:
rapebait? thats the funniest shit...
here are some more i thought of - panty_drop, sCum_oN_U, ca$h_hoE$, fav_facial<3, bus_BLowey.
Yeah these are suggested for you by the site... so does that mean someone is sitting around writing thousands of these?
Or is it some super technical retard-emulating algorithm?
Either way I now have like twenty hot pregnant online friends.
angelslut69
@anonymous
HOT NAME. MAYBE U SHD FREND ME RATE ME AND ADD ME FOR MESSENEGERS. IF I THINK U COOL MYBE I BUY U AN iPhOnE IF I DUN LIKE U MYBE I BOUNCE?? GET BCK 2 ME.
rapebait is actually what my dad calls me
@ anonymous
bus_BLowey is probably the best so far. or UNdaAGE__pREG.
wut iit d3w p30pl3 diiz b3 Sh0rTii3 2 all ya hat3rz up iin diiz biitch all ii g0tta say iis iif yall aiint b0ut shiit d3n m0v3 da fuk ar0un!
dIz_EaZd_BaYBeE
what it dew people this be shortie to all ya haters up in this bitch all i gotta say is if ya'll aint bout shit then move the fuck around.
there rob.
@anonymous
dIz_EaZd_BaYBeE is the one I can't decipher.
Downloads Ease D Baby?
diseased baby?
you obviously aren't black
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