guitar4art (1 year ago) Show Hide
I love this music but it reminds me of who I was back then. just need a little microdot, a 714 to cut the edge and a six pack. Then ready to party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You kids do not make my stupid mistakes, but do try for mary jane to be legalized. You know the government is a bunch of stuck up hypocrtical assholes. Amsterdam sounds like the ticket! peace out!
Linux is a family of free operating systems for people who think that compiling their own programs, downloading 1000 packages just to get an MP3 to play, and manually editing some configuration file every time they want to stick something in a USB port is a worthwhile thing to do with their time.
AMAZINGLY this isn't very popular (obvious nerd qualifications - I'm talking home users, I'm talking desktop computers).
This bewilders Linux aficionados (check the comments on this), who think that as long as something is free, has an unimaginative desktop environment slapped on top of it, and is quite often a total prick to use, that it should obviously be popular.
By the Linux community's logic, it is a wonder that people don't line up in the rain to get free soggy week old waffles with an iPhone interface drawn on in permanent marker.
All that aside though, I'm a complete masochist with a spare old computer that can barely run anything these days anyway. So occasionally I dive in to the stale waffle dumpster to see if I can find myself something useful... like a good full screen media browser (the answer is no. unless I want to compile it myself).
Anyway, while what actually winds me up is the complete lack of innovation (the stodgy Adobe and MS Office clones...), particularly in terms of usability (KDE and GNOME are basically XP), the fundamental problem with Linux is this guy:
Will he? Probably not. The HAB4U team has a whole lot of overtime behind this bs and we still don't have a name. (Unless we do. I get confused and overtired very quickly).
Anyway there's got to be a way to make some money on this. Like... by picking the right one. Which is obviously the No one. Because no one but me gives a fuck anymore, and I have a pretty strong feeling that the btown police aren't exactly running around wire-style on this old man's ass.
Also, this post is now about the btown police, their awesome bebo page, and the degenerate squid-people who say things on it:
Avant-garde poets are now composing my spam. Knowing how much I despise literature, they headed it up as a dog-related sex act instead. It worked. Other things: It reads a lot like my drunken text messages. Which is nice. For you.
Finally, the link goes nowhere. Which, before you paint-spackled loosers went and loosered it up, is what we used to call art.
Right now everything I do on any site that has anything to do with google, except google, is hanging and jumping and stalling and taking fucking YEARZ. It's almost like Telecom NZ is TRAFFIC SHAPING MY GOOGLE STUFF. And trust me, you wont be reading that in the toothless, cowering, rimfest known as any and every New Zealand tech blog ever.
The whole situation got me wound up enough that I made the following comment on someone's youtube video:
oh jesus christ are those beards on one of your faces? or just shit? because if beards then there is no hope for your souls. like, if you could have any non-troll part of this at an age where you can produce pubes of any sort then you are just waaay waaaaay too fucked to even imagine living. so kill yourself.
As you can see, I'm kind of proud of that one. With that off my chest I descended into the bowel of the internet. But all I found was Boxxy. Jesus.
To cleanse the pallet after the recent HAB4U fat-fish flame war here's something that happened May 2006, on a bulletin board where people go to talk about Kingdom Hearts. That's a game that I've never played but which seems to mush together the equally shit worlds of non-racist Disney and non-tentacle-incest Japanese animation. Anyway the shitness of the game isn't really relevant. What I wanted to share is this thread which burst into life one Friday, a little after lunch:
BlooD_StAiNeD_KeYbLaDe (see here):
Ok, one thing that really pisses me off is when your playing an rpg and someone comes up to you and says "hey, that reminds me of pokemon". Wtf, i hate when people do that, i'm like "no this is not like pokemon". Then they reply back with..."but you run around randomly and enocounter monsters". Has anyone ever said this to you? Does it piss you off? Let me know.
There are a thousand things you should note about this paragraph. One is that it describes something that almost certainly only happened once, ever. The second is that it definitely didn't happen ever, at all.
_oblivion_:
no it doesn't bother me.
This is a lie too. It still suggests that the thing in the first post might possibly have occurred. When it didn't.
Evangeline:
Never had I been told that or had a rp based around Pokemon or have similar attributes towards it besides the fighting. Yet I don't see anyone in a rp holding any form of a ball and throwing it at a monster expecting to catching it and hoping to train it later.
Evangeline is a fuckwit. And has missed the point completely. It takes until Wednesday for someone to do the obvious and make the original ritalin-fuelled splutter all about how awesome he is:
Kokoro08:
it's never happened to me...
but if it did I would probably say, "Hey, it's like pokemon? Good! Then can you take the controller for a bit? You seem to know a lot more about it than I do." or something like that.
if they do it again I would just blow them off or reply with a smart remark right back to their face... just the way I am...
If they do it again? What the fuck???
Demonic Soul:
It hasn't and will probably never happen...
Too long didn't read? The takeaway from all this is that while we all value the vitality of the HAB4U community, everything you say is easily always at least as retarded as the stuff in this post. Have a spooky Christmas.
Found this site. It's some sort of dating network designed exclusively for and by retards (yet hosted in China. Someone over there is playing a trick on our most vulnerable and dim-witted crackers). Also this girl killed her mum. So yeah. There's a lot of awesome things about this site.
It also lists people's IP addresses next to their comments. I'm pretty sure that's a security no no. Actually that's a pretty awesome feature, as at least that will be useful to someone somewhere. The rest of the site is just completely fucking insane. When I signed up it helpfully notified me that:
Your Email has been confirmed under: haveababyforyou@gmail.com
"_" "A-Z" "0-9" are all valid characters for Usernames.
can't think of a name? here's some that are still available:
rapebait, shills, painseeker, femaled, lost_n_fucked, ASSummed, ASSumptions, ASSSidental, ASSSCASST, AZZKAZT, ServixServis, verbalBitch, concocted, visual, clitical, cliterature, Clitt_Notes, Sexceptional, RESEXnLUNCH, rugBurned, onallFours, KANDIKAME, floorclothesMe, preMade, scepter, wounded, synamyn, vacantpussy, wombed, katalyst, miss_treated, cornerwhore, xuout, sayAWWWWWW, sourHunny, diss_miss, molten_heart, Sir_PlusHoez, Sir_Real, SICK_MY_DUCK ok that's plenty
You read that first one right. The original list was actually a lot longer. When you friend someone it says "awww shiiiet... mz_ny_626 is gon be rollin' w/ you, as a homey!". Which is pretty sweet. And when you sign up it warns you that:
EMail: haveababyforyou@gmail.com
read all of this very fuckin' carefully
your request to create an account is bein' reviewed... if we feel you're signin' up to do some BULLSHIT.. or.. if ur usin' some BOGUS pic... or if you have a history of being a fuckin' IDIOT... your request for an account, won't get past this step. once your account has been verified or denied, you'll get an email...
Of course I wouldn't dream of using a bogus anything with these crazy Chinese gangster-webmasters on my case, throwing my IP address around and generally doing my skull with their futuristic grammar. Anyway if you like grainy photos of world-weary young women in tank tops, and REALLY REALLY hate vowels, then this is the site for you.
Be sure to friend me. I'm the dude with the boss craft-knife and three iPhones.
While spying on myself recently I came across this king of a man. He uses a username that I have used in the past, and I have to assume that we have the same actual name. I also have to assume that he has a lot to teach me about being awesome. For one thing it seems that he is totally putting away prisonbreakbabe@hotmail.com, every day, over the internet. I've added her to my msn in the hope that I can do likewise.
Things about him that put me to shame:
His ability to both own and drive a car
His much greater tolerance for pain and stuff he can't read.
Other things that I learnt about robbomc:
He's clean, but likes to get drunk.
He hate reading it is boring for sad cunts
Also the meaning of life is have fun and dont take life to seriuos you int a live forever and get rich or die trying.
Two girls dancing around on youtube like complete geniuses.
Comments:
trophycollector (1 day ago)
I had a nightmare that I could not find any sexy naked women here and it came true!
numbersmanpro (3 days ago)
Left chick....
freakness23 (4 days ago)
i love the left one - she is very hot... will you fuck me, chick?
BassRockProductions (4 days ago)
I BET this video was just made to get guys horny so the girls could get guys in their area and get laid I SAY AGAIN
(SLUTTSSSSSSSSS)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Analysis:
trophycollector clearly has more important shit to be doing. I wish him well.
The 'left chick' is getting some good reviews. Well, one good review, a ..., and a question. freakness23 gets to the heart of the matter. That's how he do. Extra points for the comma before 'chick'. Specifying 'chick' at all seems unecessary. My best bet is that after writing 'will you fuck me' the thought occured to him that future historians might think he was asking one of his fellow commentors.
BassRockProductions seems to have cracked some sort of daVinci Code. He also seems a little confused as to the relationship between internet video and eighteen y/o girls getting laid. Finally he changes the game by putting his key findings inside parentheses.
Good job all round.
With all our recent success, and the securing of an exclusive dot com domain, it would be easy to forget our HAB4U roots. That's why I want to take some time to prop some struggling New Zealand bloggers.
First up is Shoel, who for the last few months has been posting links to major news and magazine sites, with no commentary or explanation, and calling that a thing to do.
The irrepressible kindof is just owning the Olympics:
Oh, yeah, you earn your medals first before you could judge others, isn’t that all about for the games?The so called news and expression freedom in China the west wants is to be able to humiliate China, the only price is that it causes Chinese hatred to the west, which the west media would never report to the own people, oh, no, they do not!
Shame!
I have been having insecurity issues [....] Who i am! I think i have never felt more distanced from those around me, more displaced from my environment. I struggle for respect, liking, recognition, appreciation.
Also:
I certainly do NOT like my menstrual fluids being tampred with for the sake of few extra bucks - these are my sexual organs people!
krawndemon (22 weeks ago)
u stupid idiot... if it was pee, then the one drinking it all would NOTICE A BIT!? for a start ALL the girl's so called ''pee'' is CLEAR AS WATER??? if all were peeing at least a few would be yellowish... geez learn how to tell the difference u fuckwit noob
honey25 (10 days ago)
it is pee. the more water u drink the more diluted your urine will be. if you drink nothing but water and enough of it then your urine will be clear. and the reason she is not reacting to the piss in her mouth....MONEY. white bitches do anything for a buck
maxmax24 (6 months ago)
DUDE I HAVE THAT JEEP!!!
