5.2.09

A New Kind of Science

Stephen Wolfram was a child prodigy who made a shit load of cash from developing a program that will do your math home work for you. But instead of blowing all of his cash on hookers and blow like any self-respecting engineer, he decided to write some bullshit book about how even the most simple things are as complicated as fuck and that the universe is actually some kind of giant 2 dimensional black and white XOR statement or something.

Anyway... this post isn't actually about that loon... it's a plug for this site. The segway being this virtualization of Wolfram's cellular automata crap.

Some of you may know the site's creator as the guy holding the cabbage... some of you went to his party and criticized his crappy art purchases... the rest of you should check out the cool apps and flash (with source)...

Pro Tip: don't use an inferior operating system if you want to dazzle the hell out of your cohabitators with an awesome screen saver.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy crap, that horse film is awsesome!

Anonymous said...

lol@ Flash

Anonymous said...

I don't know how to do EXEs and stuff like that because my computer is a linux. But I would like to use the rhythm thing. Please actionscript its balls off.

Anonymous said...

Also I can't run chrome. so the mysteries of Wolfram are forever unvisualized.

Srsly guys gecko is not THAT much faster. Or iz it? Riddle me all these things.

Anonymous said...

Your only avenue is to abuse the site owner for his windows-centric world view by drawing cocks and balls on that cube art flash app thingy.

Anonymous said...

but what if you can't run it?

Anonymous said...

it's flash dick, what kind of linux you running?

Anonymous said...

there's .EXE files on the site.

and flash that demands Chrome, which is only on Windows at this point.

Anonymous said...

I have another technical problem? Why are all my packages unavailable? I use the site you recommend and do i need to instal rails to make it new?

Please email me a map of all the packages I have lost because i am not only using linux also have DEBIAN so i don't get anywhen i go to there sight.

Thank you.

scaredofbabies said...

Also gecko is not Chrome. And that wouldn't really be relevant anyway. And the thing in Chrome that is slightly relevant would be V8? And V8 is not really relevant either.

@ The guy using Debian:

You need to find the blue baby jesus (in the church) to get an audience with the release manager. He WILL try to fuck you.

In the glovebox of my car I have a list of packages you need. But be warned: I smoke in the car.

Master Scoundrel said...

@debian troll

Don't think it demands chrome, just suggests... it's Flash after all

@SOB

HA! Did you actually get that car you were talking about?

scaredofbabies said...

Hell no. I was just channelling.... things.... with my mind.