You would have to be a complete idiot not to have noticed that fish everywhere are making some sort of play at us.
Exhibit one: That picture above? That's a bunch of angry ASSERTIVE carp swarming around man's best friend in an attempt to rob her of her precious eggy centre.
Exhibit two: The made-up show-off of the fish world - the pink dolphin - has appeared somewhere in the US. "I just happened to see a little pod of dolphins, and I noticed one that was a little lighter. It was absolutely stunningly pink." The person who said that is now in a special morgue for crazy people. (Before someone embarrasses themselves: Dolphins ARE fish.)
Final thing: A fish with a HUMAN FACE. Yeah. A FACE OF AN ACTUAL FUCKING HUMAN.
That's right. Three links from the telegraph. Fish.
3 comments:
yeah, the telegraph is known for its top notch underwater coverage. some say the CEO is half seal.
what was i worrying about? WE BACK BABY! top notch journalistics.
This blog is about CATZ not FISH
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