Dispatches from the Tone-Deaf, and Waffle-Off 09

I don't really have any way of ripping on this video any more than it's already been ripped on here. Except maybe to go FUUUUUUUUUUUUU, and stab out my own eyes. Movie people pledging to be better people? You're already completely fucking perfect already! Stop purposefully fucking with the rest of us just because you can. I pledge I pledge -to use more exotic condiments. I pledge to prevent the holocaust. I pledge to have my mouth fucked by a bunch of angry dogs.

If you are going to pledge something though, then you should pledge to take part in my recession-ending Waffle Off, to take place in Wellington, at some house other than mine, sometime next weekend. Send your registrations of interest here. Waffles will be of this sort with these toppings. More information COMING SOON.

Uncomplicated Joy: My Portable Penguin Waffle Maker

All this poetry must be making people hungry. Take it from me: you are jealous of my waffle maker.

Announcement: Liveblogging Election, Breakfast

Tomorrow I will be making a bunch of waffles (with whipped cream and bacon) and eating them while I watch the US election. I will be liveblogging the whole process, so tune in from around 8PM UTC/GMT. Or 9AM NZ time. Yeah that's right. Probably while you're at work.