My Tired Blind Eyes

Welcome to the HAB4U interim redesign. Basically despite frequent requests there have been no game-changing theme suggestions. So you people get nothing. Well... you get this 90s-zine type thing... blame yourself.

The really disappointing thing about this announcement is how it bumps down that picture of the ghost-catching girl. I picked it during a deep wave of frustration caused by the crapiness of her show. But now I've calmed down a bit, and it has taken on a hypnotic quality. Her goofy smile has taken over my soul. Fuck it. I'm going to skype her ass.

Reminder: This Blog is Now ???

Keep those crowd-sourced blog themes coming. I believe that at this point we have around a thousand. The basic push has been for a blog more focused on the film 'snakes on a plane'. Also the warnings in the bible. I guess those are fairly ROFLRANDOM AS ideas. But not really. In fact you guys are shit. Think of something awesome.

This Blog Is Now About ?

This site is no longer about babies. What it is now about is a matter for community debate. It's called crowdsourcing. Basically now that Slate and the Atlantic have both had redesigns it's our turn. Also parole conditions etc...

But seriously you guys are great. Especially our regulars from the states. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you people, but I see you on the analytics, clicking around. Also our most recent visitor from Tehran, who landed straight on the sex-piper post and stayed there for 5 minutes. We love that dude especially.

So get those ideas in to us. (Pro-tip: I'll probably just make it about Michael Clyne ... so if you want to back a winner...). Also while I'm here, a shout out to our tireless web development team who will be working day and night to implement all this crap. You guys are god damn geniuses.

Site Update

Hey fags, admin here. You'll notice that the site has been slapped by a neon turd, it was purposely made to annoy the fuck out of all of you.
You may experience sezuires, the frequency rate of the flashing was chosen to harden 'you' (the reader) the fuck up - It doesn't comply to seizure safe timing. Also, watch this segment of pokemon.

Ed: Also watch this one, and reflect.\

Bonus Quote of the Now:

"WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FLASHES AND FLYING COLORS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE ABLE TO GET SEZIURES"

New Look?

I know it's late, but i'm finally near finnishing a new look for the site, just a few minor details that need changing. And if there's any details you want to change, let us know. Remember to vote if you want it on, and remember - have a baby for you!