Is This a Thing People Would Enjoy?

So is this how it should be now? Post up things that mildly interested me whenever I can be bothered? Even if it's something I saw on some other site? Maybe. Here's a thing:

Dancing mania was a social phenomenon that occurred primarily in mainland Europe between the 14th and 18th centuries; it involved groups of people, sometimes thousands at a time, who danced uncontrollably and bizarrely, seemingly possessed by the devil. Men, women, and children would dance through the streets of towns or cities, sometimes foaming at the mouth until they collapsed from fatigue.

Interesting Stuff. Also, how fucked off am I going to be when someone else gets in and registers this before me:

This Blog Is Now About ?

This site is no longer about babies. What it is now about is a matter for community debate. It's called crowdsourcing. Basically now that Slate and the Atlantic have both had redesigns it's our turn. Also parole conditions etc...

But seriously you guys are great. Especially our regulars from the states. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you people, but I see you on the analytics, clicking around. Also our most recent visitor from Tehran, who landed straight on the sex-piper post and stayed there for 5 minutes. We love that dude especially.

So get those ideas in to us. (Pro-tip: I'll probably just make it about Michael Clyne ... so if you want to back a winner...). Also while I'm here, a shout out to our tireless web development team who will be working day and night to implement all this crap. You guys are god damn geniuses.

Site Update

Hey fags, admin here. You'll notice that the site has been slapped by a neon turd, it was purposely made to annoy the fuck out of all of you.
You may experience sezuires, the frequency rate of the flashing was chosen to harden 'you' (the reader) the fuck up - It doesn't comply to seizure safe timing. Also, watch this segment of pokemon.

Ed: Also watch this one, and reflect.\

Bonus Quote of the Now:

"WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FLASHES AND FLYING COLORS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE ABLE TO GET SEZIURES"

Thieves and impostors: An update.

As I've mentioned hundreds of times in previous posts, there are some unscrupulous web-masters out there trying to pass off their content and services as belonging to the haveababyforyou brandspace. Rather than kill all these people HAB4U has made this impossibly flash and difficult to fake badge. Where you see it you can be sure that you are soaking up genuine HAB4U produce.

NB: Do not copy this badge.

The UP and UP

Quick update here on the business side of things. haveababyforyou dot com are in discussions re: significant seed capital. This will enable a full expansion of the site, the development of the HAB4U store, and an updated API allowing for our mobile app development community to do what they do (I fucking love those guys).

1:15:23 PM HAB4U: the whole thing is currently a white media space. there'll be a game changing post over the next few weeks which will define a flow for going forward

1:15:34 PM HAB4U: going forward in a BIG way

1:15:46 PM D. T: awesome

1:15:59 PM HAB4U: Sooo.... Seed capital?

1:16:23 PM D. T: Seed capital? You want me to donate sperm?

1:17:16 PM HAB4U: i was thinking... i don't know... server space, a coder, admin staff, some ad slots. lots of ad time i guess. also a small media team. It's all about community growth and brand development at this stage.

1:18:21 PM D. T: man, I'm only aloud to eat 2.3 packets of two minute noodles a day in order to maintain my current weight

Get ready people. We're on the grow.

[Update] Pending lawsuits: here and here.

haveababyforyou.COM

We're now an official dot com. I remember in highschool this guy called Praneel said I would never have an international domain registered because my arms were too weak. Well who has ten american dollars now dick? Of course, on a down note, all our .CO.NZ merchandise is completely worthless.