Hotel For Dogs Pre-Review.

I've seen a few Dog-Coms in my time, Beethoven, Snow Dogs, White Fang, and they were all pretty  sweet, so, I was stoked when I saw the trailer for Hotel For Dogs last week.

From what I saw, this movie drops all the B.S that often plagues this kind of film, you know, the human subplot filler shit (dad looses job, gets work at animal testing facility) and concentrates on the important shit. Dogs trying to run a Hotel.

I for one would like to book a room at the Hotel for Dogs. The duration of my stay? 86 minutes including trailers. Could one of your staff open a window? It reeks of dog shit in here.

Recommended. 

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It's funny because they say fuck and cocksucker alot.

Scott Watch: Celebrity Trees.

I haven't actually seen this movie, but I saw the cover when I was browsing for Spiderman 3 one time. Its looks pretty sweet. I think a chick turns into a birch and then looses custody of her son. The rest of the movie is her fighting for the right not to be picnicked under, which is hard cos no standard court can fit her inside.

Anyway, you can imagine my shock when I notice that the bitch moved into the neighbourhood.

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So you like Red Dwarf.

Did you not realise that it's British? And lame?

If you are hankering for some kind of sci-fi-spaceship-roaming-the-universe-type-sit-com then you should probably watch Lexx. Pros: It features a delightful half-worm women who wants to fuck a dead guy, and in one episode a hologram of Tim Curry tries to impregnate everyone with a machine. Cons: No drinking murder police style. Torrent here.

Supermarket Guru Needs Views

"Looks like I'm going to be tasting a lot of salsas this year." That's the sort of optimism this blog sorely needs.

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I thought that Jeremy Wells and his EML show was fairly fresh. Turns out I was full of shit and that those limey barstards beat us to it over 9000 years ago.

Torrent here. I'd be seeding this if I wasn't so fucking afraid of Judith Tizzard.